Gta v

[Kenadian]

Leave him alone NT, he's had brain surgery and they obviously removed the bit that's responsible for making sense.

 

[Shilka]

The ESRB rating for GTA V is here, and non surprisingly, it's rated mature;

Grand Theft Auto V
Platform: PlayStation 3, Xbox 360
Rating Category: ​
Content Descriptors: Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs and Alcohol​
Other: Includes online features that may expose players to unrated user-generated content (Xbox 360, PlayStation 3)
Rating Summary: In this open-world action game, players assume the role of three criminals whose storylines intersect within the fictional city of Los Santos. Players can switch between each character to follow his storyline, completing missions which often include criminal activities (e.g., stealing cars, executing heists, assassinating targets). Players use pistols, machine guns, sniper rifles, and explosives to kill various enemies (e.g., rival gang members); players also have the ability to shoot non-adversary civilians, though this may negatively affect players' progress as a penalty system triggers a broad police search. Blood-splatter effects occur frequently, and the game contains rare depictions of dismemberment. In one sequence, players are directed to use various instruments and means to extract information from a character; the sequence is intense and prolonged, and it involves some player interaction (i.e., responding to on-screen prompts). The game includes depictions of sexual material/activity: implied fellatio and masturbation; various sex acts that the player's character procures from a prostitute—while no nudity is depicted in these sequences, various sexual moaning sounds can be heard. Nudity is present, however, primarily in two settings: a topless lap dance in a strip club and a location that includes male cult members with exposed genitalia in a non-sexual context. Within the game, TV programs and radio ads contain instances of mature humor: myriad sex jokes; depictions of raw sewage and feces on a worker's body; a brief instance of necrophilia (no nudity is depicted). Some sequences within the larger game allow players to use narcotics (e.g., smoking from a bong, lighting a marijuana joint); cocaine use is also depicted. Players' character can, at various times, consume alcohol and drive while under the influence. The words “f**k,” “c*nt,” and “n**ger” can be heard in the dialogue.

 

[little P]

The ESRB rating for GTA V is here, and non surprisingly, it's rated mature;

Grand Theft Auto V
Platform: PlayStation 3, Xbox 360
Rating Category: ​
Content Descriptors: Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs and Alcohol​
Other: Includes online features that may expose players to unrated user-generated content (Xbox 360, PlayStation 3)
Rating Summary: In this open-world action game, players assume the role of three criminals whose storylines intersect within the fictional city of Los Santos. Players can switch between each character to follow his storyline, completing missions which often include criminal activities (e.g., stealing cars, executing heists, assassinating targets). Players use pistols, machine guns, sniper rifles, and explosives to kill various enemies (e.g., rival gang members); players also have the ability to shoot non-adversary civilians, though this may negatively affect players' progress as a penalty system triggers a broad police search. Blood-splatter effects occur frequently, and the game contains rare depictions of dismemberment. In one sequence, players are directed to use various instruments and means to extract information from a character; the sequence is intense and prolonged, and it involves some player interaction (i.e., responding to on-screen prompts). The game includes depictions of sexual material/activity: implied fellatio and masturbation; various sex acts that the player's character procures from a prostitute—while no nudity is depicted in these sequences, various sexual moaning sounds can be heard. Nudity is present, however, primarily in two settings: a topless lap dance in a strip club and a location that includes male cult members with exposed genitalia in a non-sexual context. Within the game, TV programs and radio ads contain instances of mature humor: myriad sex jokes; depictions of raw sewage and feces on a worker's body; a brief instance of necrophilia (no nudity is depicted). Some sequences within the larger game allow players to use narcotics (e.g., smoking from a bong, lighting a marijuana joint); cocaine use is also depicted. Players' character can, at various times, consume alcohol and drive while under the influence. The words “f**k,” “c*nt,” and “n**ger” can be heard in the dialogue.

I don't know why but I lol'd at this

 

[Shilka]

Since my son has been puking all over his bed 3 times tonight I might as well post an update while I do some puke rinsing and laundry instead of sleeping...

First of all, the Los Santos & Blaine County Visitors' Travelogue has been updated with 3 new catagories; (and these are friggin hilarious, go read them! I love how women now have access to the golfclub)

• Exclusive Country Clubs
• Local Artisans
• Serenity & Wellness

Like the Banshee in the GTA games? Well appearantly Rockstar Games and West Coast Customs created a real life version of it, and it could be yours! Stay tuned for more info about this...


We also have some new artwork and screenshots, enjoy!;





















Hope it was as good for you as it was for me!

 

[Wotan]

It will be better still, when I load it up on my PS3. :lol:

 

[Shilka]

It will be better still, when I load it up on my PS3. :lol:

Oh yeah , it's getting so close now, just 3 more weeks...., I can already smell it!

 

[Shilka]

Coming this thursday;

 

[Shilka]

While we wait for the official trailer, I have some info for you about the music in GTA V.

There's more music then ever in a GTA game, you can expect;

• 15 radio stations
• 2 talk radio stations
• 240 licensed songs
• 20 movies worth of score
• musical score during missions and exploring worked on by Edgar Froese (Tangerine dream), Woody Jackson (Red Dead Redemption, L.A. Noire) and The Alchmist with Oh No

As presenters of the radio stations you can expect some known names too like Wavves, Jesco White, Pam Grier (yeah!), Bootsy Collins and Kenny Loggins.

If you're curious you can listen to some sound samples here;

• Vinewood Boulevard Radio
• East LOS FM Radio
• West Coast Classics Radio
• Rebel Radio

Interested in more info about the music? Read the full article at Rolling Stone Magazine.

 

[Shilka]

The official launch trailer is here;

[video=youtube;hvoD7ehZPcM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvoD7ehZPcM[/video]

 

[Shilka]

Morwe news, first of all, your chance to win a Banshee as seen ingame here;



As I mentioned before, West Coast customs has created a real life handbuilt copy of the GTA car, and you can win it at gamestops 'Epic Rewards Giveaway'!




Next up, we have the first hands on reviews. Warning though, these definately contain lots of spoilers!

• IGN Hands On
• JeuxActu Hands On (french)
• GamesAktuell Hands On (German)

 

[Shilka]

Especially for little P;

UK GTA V midnight release store list

I hope you have some money left buddy!

 

[little P]

Especially for little P;

UK GTA V midnight release store list

I hope you have some money left buddy!

These midnight launches are hilarious, I went to one for Battlefield 3 just out of curiousity. I can safely say it was the most awkwardly bunched together group of people I've seen in my life... I guess maybe due to the nature of the game people were looking at each other and thinking "I'm going to stab you in the neck and take your dog tag when I get home and get this disc in". Too many people jacked on Red Bull and Doritos for my liking :icon_eek:

 

[Shilka]

A message from cultstoppers.com;

 

[Shilka]

The Los Santos & Blaine County Visitors Travelogue has just been updated with special new sections highlighting why this west coast destination is a fitness buff's paradise, along with an overview on law enforcement and security for your peace of mind, and previews of the exciting music and television entertainment in store this fall...



[video=youtube;yjZVEGg1xwM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZVEGg1xwM[/video]

 

[Shilka]

And more new screenshots;

 

[little P]

.....

 

[Shilka]

hehehehe

I'm pretty excited with release being so close, I can tell you that.

There's so much hype, yet all the info so far hasn't let me down at all, some stuff, like MP has been even better then I imagined, info wise. This is my kind of game, I'll be sinking so much time into this game...
The first day of playing this game will be special, it's such an immersive event, to walk into such an expansive gameworld for the first time, with everything being new and waiting to be discovered. Pam Grier presenting a soul music channel. That will be my music while I'll take my first drive for sure. Then after that, hundreds of hours to get familiar with every backroad and alley, untill 300-500 hours later it feels just like home, like having a dream you have full control of. OK, im nuts.

 

[little P]

hehehehe

I'm pretty excited with release being so close, I can tell you that.

There's so much hype, yet all the info so far hasn't let me down at all, some stuff, like MP has been even better then I imagined, info wise. This is my kind of game, I'll be sinking so much time into this game...
The first day of playing this game will be special, it's such an immersive event, to walk into such an expansive gameworld for the first time, with everything being new and waiting to be discovered. Pam Grier presenting a soul music channel. That will be my music while I'll take my first drive for sure. Then after that, hundreds of hours to get familiar with every backroad and alley, untill 300-500 hours later it feels just like home, like having a dream you have full control of. OK, im nuts.

You're not nuts, you're definitely not the only one feeling that mate

 

[Shilka]

A bit of financial info for a change;

To start with, GTA V is the most expensive computer game ever made, something easily concluded from this graph:



The total number of pre-orders will lie around 2.5 million at release. According to analists the expected sales are to be around tenfold that, so GTA V should be the first game to breach the one billion pound / one and a half billion US$ threshold in sales. That's a lot of money to develop new games with!

 

[Engnr]

Purchased it for the PS3 yesterday.