A day in the Suzuki Swift

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This is what I've been driving last Sunday. In itself not that special. What makes it special is where I've driven it. You probably guessed it, I'm talking about the Green Hell, Maker of Death and Feeder of Scrapyards: the Nordschleife.

I went there with my stepdad and we set off early in the morning to make it by mid day. The weather was nice and dry which was great for turning my very first lap.

It took some time to get used to the car of course but the track was very familiar to iRacing. All the curbs, bumps and elevation changes were exactly the same so I had no problem finding out where to turn in etcetera. I wasn't pushing the car hard in any lap during that day of course, because it was my first time there and the price for getting it wrong was a max of 5000 Euros (probably 6 billion Canadian dollars). And I didn't know what the little Suzuki would do if you do something silly in it.

After I did two laps we went to cool off in the car park and switch drivers (the inside gets very hot when the engine is running at 4000-7000 rpm).

Now, my stepdad doesn't know the track at all so he said: "just give me directions on where the track goes." You could see how that made me slightly nervous being at the Nordschleife as he tried to go quite fast straight away. It all went fine though, some understeer at Brünnchen was the worst of it.

After he did a few laps the track closed for about an hour, most likely because of an accident. When it opened again I did another 3 laps. My intention was to record these and see if I could go faster but it was now Sunday mid-afternoon and everybody was eager to drive. A lot of traffic, first timers combined with veterans.

I still recorded these 3 laps, which contain chasing around some cars with more power than us. You can see them here (English subtitles for most of it):

In the first one I'm chasing a Ford Fiesta. He didn't really know the track which was slightly annoying until it became slightly frightening when he put wheels off the track in the double left.
[video=youtube;gWWYLTUlNKE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWWYLTUlNKE[/video]

Then in the second one I'm chasing a BMW. He was pretty confident but he got the lines mostly wrong. A lot of cars here towards the end of the lap in addition to a blinking safety car.
[video=youtube;f_hKWV1rWks]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_hKWV1rWks[/video]

On the last one the Volkswagen that let me past on the previous lap got past me when I mistook him for someone who knew what he was doing. It wasn't too horrible because he took off on the Kesselchen straight. At the end was some more slowing down.
[video=youtube;_98ye0dE0gA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_98ye0dE0gA[/video]

I had a great time that day. Initially I was worried about some rain that they had forecast but all we had was dry weather which is perfect to try out the Nordschleife for the first time. I also wasn't expecting the vast amount of Porsches, in addition to many other exclusive cars such as a few Lamborghinis, a KTM crossbow, Ferraris, Nissan GTRs and a suprising amount of Corvettes. And of course many, many BMWs.
 

little P

Super Mod
Nice Noodle. This is something on my bucket list to do. I'd drive there in my car for the road trip but no way would I take it round as it's not worth the risk! How much did it cost to hire out the Suzuki for the day? I watched the lap of you chasing the Fiesta as it popped up on my youtube notifications on my phone. Watched that while getting rid of last nights dinner so thanks for that lol. I'll watch the others later, I do like watching these videos of when people you know go round. You must of been so frustrated with that Fiesta watching him take off on the straight when you are clipping apexes, and that moment he put his rear wheels on the grass must of been a bum clencher for you. Thanks for putting the videos up :)

EDIT: 1:47 of the second video I was laughing at the st00pid spoiler on the Beemer then that GTR comes past... :eek: Instant woody
 

Daunt

MLG Pro
Pure awesome! You set the bar high! Can't wait to join the green hell club!

Lol @ the canadian currency joke!
 
Nice Noodle. This is something on my bucket list to do. I'd drive there in my car for the road trip but no way would I take it round as it's not worth the risk! How much did it cost to hire out the Suzuki for the day? I watched the lap of you chasing the Fiesta as it popped up on my youtube notifications on my phone. Watched that while getting rid of last nights dinner so thanks for that lol. I'll watch the others later, I do like watching these videos of when people you know go round. You must of been so frustrated with that Fiesta watching him take off on the straight when you are clipping apexes, and that moment he put his rear wheels on the grass must of been a bum clencher for you. Thanks for putting the videos up :)
Nice that I was able to provide some bowel TV :).

The price of the rental was € 180, including the first lap and fuel. Every extra lap costs € 70.

Yes, the Fiesta was a little annoying in the corners. I didn't really want to force my way past because as you saw he does silly things when he has to deal with traffic around him. That definitely scared me when he hit the dirt, I'm pretty sure if he had panicked then he would have turned around right in front of me.
 

Jes_971

Hardcore
Awesome stuff! I love your step-dads comment, "Dick in his BMW". :lol:
 
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Fromthenavy

TS3 SA
Awesome man!!!! Happy for you that you got to experience the Ring.

Also at 1:16 in the first one you shared did your step dad call the guy in the "Ruf" a pussy? :icon_cool:
 
Here is one way to drive the Nordschleife when you don't know the track:
[video=youtube;mUeSDVRzCgo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUeSDVRzCgo[/video]

This guy must want to get rid of all of his money and health by driving a rented Porsche Cayman, with no clue where he is going yet he still keeps his foot down like he doesn't care.

I'm a little bit sad he didn't crash because now he might think he did a good job and do it again.
 

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