GTA Online

[ElektroVodka]

Great write up guys! Eventho i had some trouble staying or getting in session i had a blast (even scored a chick's number ) and yes Duke i feel perfectly fine fapping to it, hell i have no problems fapping to anything really.

Can't wait till the next round!

 

[Kenadian]

Basically the entire time P your character was trying to hump my characters leg.

Good thing she was wearing leather, easy to wash all your "love" off.

 

[Skid_Marc_]

Mind you this one was pretty mental too:

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This limo was a beast, here we have Netjun manning the minigun, as you do. I later had to ditch this leaving Netjun firing at anything and everything that moved and dive off the dam past the hovering buzzard pictured above to pick up a crate. Standard.

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Planning the next move. ZacSonic tries to impress us with the length of his barrel. Jmart doesn't give a monkeys - he just wants to get out and kill people. Shilka is wondering where the next drink is coming from. Duke is giving me a handjob under the table. It's so good my hat clips through my jacket.

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I love the "standard" remark, and how casual everything was in that mission... shooting down helicopters, you jumping off of the damn (my phone autocorrected that, dam it, lol), Nejtun abandoned in a limo with nothing but a minigun, surrouded by cops... lol

10/10 Flawless execution!

Awesome pics, man! I always forget about ingame screen caps.

 

[little P]

Glad you like the screens, here's some highlights from friday night...

 

[Shilka]

There's no need to be so abusive about my character, she's just going through a less fortunate phase in life. I actually gave her a nice make over today, so she should be cool again. So no need to talk about 'how I lost my shoes during a gangbang', I'd rather have you refer to that as 'a minor mishap during a crowdfunding event'. See, it's not that hard now is it. No, I didn't mean it like that you bastards!

 

[little P]

There's no need to be so abusive about my character, she's just going through a less fortunate phase in life. I actually gave her a nice make over today, so she should be cool again. So no need to talk about 'how I lost my shoes during a gangbang', I'd rather have you refer to that as 'a minor mishap during a crowdfunding event'. See, it's not that hard now is it. No, I didn't mean it like that you bastards!

lol! "the first member of your family to stand upright" gets me everytime. "Crowdfunding event" hahahaha

 

[Nejtun]

I was much more impressed with the way you managed to get out of the helicopter before I landed and blew it up , saying that, Little P managed to step out of the helicopter before I landed and blew it up about 30 minutes later ........

I sense my flight skills may need some polish

 

[Skid_Marc_]

I was much more impressed with the way you managed to get out of the helicopter before I landed and blew it up , saying that, Little P managed to step out of the helicopter before I landed and blew it up about 30 minutes later ........

I sense my flight skills may need some polish

If that is remotely close to landing, you're never piloting my chopper or a chopper that I'm in... j/s

 

[Nejtun]

well! If you let pegasus supply you with shoddy equipment I cannot be blamed when it explodes at the most gentle of " combat " landings