Oh man sorry to hear that, hope he's ok now? I've never seen a barf bag like that here in the U.K.
With the state of our hospitals you'd be lucky to get a brown paper bag.
I do love how they give you measurements though, is there maybe some kind of high score system in place in the U.S.?
I'm imagining some kind of whiteboard in the ward with "TOP BARFERS OF THE DAY" and a leaderboard with names and measurements, maybe the current high score being displayed hanging off the corner? I dunno. I think I may have had too much coffee?! NURSE!